[PHONE]

Well. I think I missed the actual date, which isn't too surprising, all things considered... but.

It's been two years, Mayfield. Anyone still feel like getting out of here? Because I'm done. Officially.

[ACTION]
[After finishing the call, the Autobot rolls out. Literally. There's a specific house he's headed for, to see a ( Read more... )

[Phone]
I have absolutely no idea what's going on, but I'll be damned if anyone breaches the defenses around my house.

If any of you humans need somewhere to hide, this place is going to be impenetrable. It's about time I got to use my blades on the drones.

[Seems like no one's really explained Zombies to Sideswipe. Even if they have, he ( Read more... )

[Phone]
[Since several people have assisted the giant robot in wiring up a phone he can talk into, it's easier to check on everyone. Or harass them, as the case may be.]

... Does everyone seriously believe they're from Mayfield? Are you kidding me? How...?

How many are affected?

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[In the driveway of 5718 Cunningham Lane, there is a giant alien robot, half in, half out of the garage. He appears to be trying to get into the wall, or pull some wiring out of it ( Read more... )

... All in favor of getting away from the terrifying child, say "Aye"!

Because, you know? Siding with the slightly less homicidal, static-warped voice doesn't sound like half a bad plan, at this point.

[Someone finally figured out just what it was his note from Santa meant. And is now doing his best to try and avoid the consequences of it. He's not doing a very good job. He can be found either ( Read more... )

Well, if that radio broadcast was any indication...

We're doomed. Especially, if you actually wrote to that Santa individual. I can't see how that's going to end well at all.

[So says the one who wrote a lengthy letter himself, but there'll be time to discuss rampant hypocrisy later.]

... At least we've a little warning, this time, anyway.

I'm not going to pretend I understand what exactly is going on here. However, considering how long I've been here, and how this town operates, I believe it's a safe assumption that something bad is either here, or on its way ( Read more... )

[All right, so. Yes, this was weird. Yes, it was a great cause for concern. However, with the phone call that morning, he suddenly has more pressing issues than how the town managed to change itself like this, or what was going on.]

... Tell me, everyone. Correct me if I'm wrong but... isn't it... normally females who... spawn ( Read more... )

... Word of advice, just in case you were all unaware?

The town hall is rather... durable.

[The line clicks off.]

((ooc: Following the events of this post, Sideswipe got his dumb butt droned for 12 hours. This post comes after he snaps out of it.))